WARNING: this is just some humorus (i hope) silliness, and a nod to a lot of sporting cliches:

low cal arena, midday 5th July, '03

[very cheesy commentator voice]:

...we pick up the action with 8.37 minutes on the clock, and midknight leading revenant 20-16...its been a terrific game so far, and i sense some magic about to happen...
now  i believe rev has joined just that game and had a few intense warmups courtesy of dante, who unfortunately had to retire from losing his head and arms so many times...
lets hope that sarkspawn puts up a better fight next time!...

...ok, i see both warriors have gone to using the roman swords, without saying much....
...yep, we know rev is quite the demon with his fluid roman-sword style, let's see if the knightmare can hold his own, without using his shorty first....

...that's some intense roman work there, with mid's 3-4 slash combo and crouch, but rev has come back with his precise dodge-and-dart slices...

(13 minutes later)
...well well, i haven't seen that high standard of roman sword use in quite some time...it was close but rev managed a mini-comeback and strung together enough wins to snatch victory from mid (33-28)..
...so many times the clock was raised...excitingly close duels each time....great chivalry on both sides...i'm glad i could witness that great battle...
...congratulations revenant and midknight for their high standards of play...

...til next time then viewers...

[cheesy network music]